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And a quick note on Zone One: We’ll be selling this on Sunday and Sunday only. So if you want your Manhattan zombiepocalypse and you want it now, we’re your only source until the book actually comes out. We can’t take pre-orders, we can’t ship it out (publisher’s orders)—which means you’ll have to be here in the store on Sunday to get yours. 

Rejected Sequels to ABRAHAM LINCOLN, VAMPIRE HUNTER

By readingape on Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

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MARIE CURIE, GREMLIN TAXIDERMIST

HANK AZARIA, CAREBEAR THERAPIST

ARCHBISHOP DESMOND TUTU, GRIFFIN WRANGLER

JOSEPH STALIN, SMURF BREEDER

ARISTOTLE, ZOMBIE WHISPERER

RUTH BADER GINSBURG, MER-PERSON ACCOUNTANT

IMELDA MARCOS, YETI TEMPTRESS

MUHAMMAD ALI, CENTAUR CASE-WORKER

ERIC ESTRADA, DRAGON PSYCHIC

COCO CHANEL, UNICORN BONDSMEN

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